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something something, the fact that there's no comic sans OR courier new on this platform is a crime, i could kiss the creator.

homestuck?? in this fucking economy???

hi! im tg short for u know what. heres some stuff about me

insane bonkers philosophy major with a bit of stem pizzaz decides to take on the world (promptly eats shit but what else is new!) 

in the TRENCHES of college apps so im busy as fuck but i have time to reply to things! just maybe not consistently or stuff

very interest oriented and if u havent caught on yet that interest is HOMESTUCK. character analysis motivation work etc anything and beyond i AM insane ab it and i can prove it to u by overwriting my overthoughts on realistically a 6/10 webcomic

heres some more stuff about me

however, i'm aware roxy's quirk is a bitch to read! let me know if you want to type more normally for sake of comprehension, always happy to help <3

i like philosophy :3 existentialist babygirls on top but im also interested in aristotle 

essays i LOVE essays my favorites are freaks by mary russo and anything by maggie nelson ever

weird niche pretentious films and literally marvel type of mainstream stuff! going through the criterion list rn

code <3 i can do html css (kinda) java (more than kinda) python (i research ai but this is my weakest suit how) ! i have a neocities im only mildly embarrassed about dm to get a link

INSANE about my friends and mutuals i wake up every morning to wonder how YOU specifically r doing mhmmm hi ur so cool

dialectics! im opinionated and like to swap them with other opinionated people like we're passing trinkets in class

women. if this wasnt obvious asf already

"boundaries"

likes and . stuff

HERE R MY SOCLS *SOCIALS

mage of void / seer of heart / rogue of hope (i have 3 bc im just cool + epic like that dw ab it)

dont send me nsfw! im ok with sex jokes (duh im a homestuck. and an epilogues homestuck at that) but not straight porn

i make kms jokes @ myself + kys jokes @ nonspecific entities /ppl who wont ever see it! im ok w both being directed @ me but dont make it explicit like keep it at kys/kms ok thx

if i dont respond to ur messages odds are i opened it and fucking forgot... i dont believing in ignoring ppl if ur annoying or i dont like u or whatever ill be straight with u ab it! i ask that u do likewise esp if ive fucked up in some way

i dont tone tag conventionally but ill try 2 make my tone evident, if u still need clarification duh totally ask

"hey tg what's your stance on" GUNSHOTS. touch grass thats my stance "but this isn't like OTHER discourse topics it's super impo-" whats important is that u and mother nature need to make out RIGHT NOW. not pro jack-shit anti fuck-all but some1 who knows where the block button is & uses when needed

no dni <3 ill just block u + feel free to do the same

My typing quirk switches. a tooooon. I sometimes do it for EMPHASIS and sometimes for a miscellaneous array of reasons thats frankly not an ounce of your bloody fucking business thank you kindly.